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Look everyone! I have some free time on my hands! It's times like these that I cherish.
I saw a shirt today. No really, I did. It said, "If you ain't a Steelers fan, you ain't shit."
I was working. She was eating. And it was obvious that she was a Steelers fan, but I just couldn't understand her shirt. Think about it.
The grammar errors are in their own seperate world, but the message is there... Personally, I couldn't care less about the Steelers, so... does that mean that I am not shit? And you are shit, because of your freakish obsession?
People. Breathing, thinking, capable people. Please read your shirt before you put it on. Think about what it says, and ask yourself, "Do I agree with this?" "Do I think I am shit?"
Or do you just want to walk around like a dumbass all day?
I says: hungry hungry hip-pos! it's hungry hungry hip-pos!
Himitoad says: i call the green one.
Angelot says: piss off. the green one's mine.
Plok says: God said it belongs to me this round. dont make me smite you.
Jen says: pffff. fine. we are playing Candyland now.
I says: I call the green one!
Angelot says: if you mix blue jello with red jello, it comes out purple!
Angelot says: but it doesn't taste like grapes.
Angelot says: i don't know why.
Angelot says: cuz it really should.
~scribbled by jen sometime around 1:21 AM
She's alive? Really? Why yes, yes I am.
You see, now that I have gotten a job, I feel so important because I no longer have any free time. Really. It's a blast. In fact, I get to deal with people all day. Little bitches who like to eat at buffets, but do not enjoy walking. They complain if they don't get a seat RIGHT NEXT to the buffet. Seriously, if you don't like to walk, DON'T GO TO A FUCKING BUFFET. Jesus Christ. Am I the only one with ANY sense? Now Sit Down, shut the hell up, and go eat. And thank you for choosing Fire Mountain.
Oh, yeah, look at me:
Which OS are You?
Eddie is the Magic Genie; I swear I'm not insane.
Jen says: uh, i wish you were a fish
Magic Genie Fish says: granted. second wish?
Jen says: i wish you were a blue fish
Jen says: with potatos in your hand.
Magic Blue Genie Fish with Potatoes in Hand says: granted. last wish?
Jen says: i wish a shark would eat you.
Jen says: hello?
Jen says: magic blue genie fish with potatoes in haaannd???
Jen says: sweet.
Magic Genie Angel Fish says: you're so fucking funny.
~scribbled by jen sometime around 6:28 PM