my own little world

Wha Wha Whaat?
She's alive? Really? Why yes, yes I am.

You see, now that I have gotten a job, I feel so important because I no longer have any free time. Really. It's a blast. In fact, I get to deal with people all day. Little bitches who like to eat at buffets, but do not enjoy walking. They complain if they don't get a seat RIGHT NEXT to the buffet. Seriously, if you don't like to walk, DON'T GO TO A FUCKING BUFFET. Jesus Christ. Am I the only one with ANY sense? Now Sit Down, shut the hell up, and go eat. And thank you for choosing Fire Mountain.

Oh, yeah, look at me:

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane. Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane. Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.

Which OS are You?
Eddie is the Magic Genie; I swear I'm not insane.
Magic Genie says: I shall grant thee three wishes.
Jen says: uh, i wish you were a fish
Magic Genie Fish says: granted. second wish?
Jen says: i wish you were a blue fish
Jen says: with potatos in your hand.
Magic Blue Genie Fish with Potatoes in Hand says: granted. last wish?
Jen says: i wish a shark would eat you.
Jen says: hello?
Jen says: magic blue genie fish with potatoes in haaannd???
Jen says: sweet.

One minute later...
Magic Genie Angel Fish says: you're so fucking funny.

~scribbled by jen sometime around 6:28 PM

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