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5. deer vomit
4. the proper way to get sand out of your ass
3. the proper way to get a stubborn turd out of your ass (accompanied by true stories)
2. bodyless mice found in the mousetrap in the garage
and the #1 thing not to talk about around the dinner table is:
1. how your mother was conceived
yes, i have enough trouble dealing with the knowledge of how i was conceived. but hearing your grandparents talk about their sex life is just too much. there is a line that must never be crossed amongst family members... and we were about 5 million miles past that line.
and yes, #3 was actually talked about... and stories were told. i'm not even going to post them. if you want to know, heaven forbid, just ask.
anyway that's it for now... i have to get ready for work... i might add more to this later.
~scribbled by jen sometime around 2:57 PM
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