So I cleaned out my car and changed the oil yesterday. It was refreshing. In WalMart, I have to go through the toy section to get to the automotive things, I couldn't believe some of those toys. I saw a Shrek Root Canal game. I'm sorry, but the words 'root canal' and 'game' sharing a sentence is unacceptable. If I had a game like that, I would have had nightmares. Really. What happened to toys like Teddy Ruxpin? My brother buried mine in the backyard. He also buried about half my barbie dolls with it, probably naked and headless. I also saw those Bratz dolls. I can appreciate a revamping of the barbie doll. But those dolls suck.. the proper name would be Bitches. My little cousin has a bunch of those dolls.. and I'm sad to say that she's well on her way to becoming one. ..but I love her anyway..............

On a happier note.. I think I'm finally getting my puppy. If they're still there on Thursday, I'll be getting the Siberian Husky.. my dad is thinking about getting both the brother and the sister.. but I just want the boy, although I wouldn't complain if he got both :P God, I hope they're still there. I'm getting tired of the cat, it doesn't do anything except eat, sleep, and poo. I'm not exaggerating. And I hear huskies like to run.. especially after cats.. so.. It'll be nice to see what she looks like when she's moving.

I says: i had this dream, and there were scissors involved
Jen says: oh no... you weren't running were you?
I says: i was.
I never lie. says: you rebel you
I says: i know! it was exhilerating.. i might have to try it.
I never lie. says: just make sure they're pointing up.
Jen says: yeah.. if you fall, you don't want to damage the floor :P

Happy, uh.. late.. fourth of July.

So I went to the orthodontist today. The girl who did the work or whatever didn't trim one side of the wire so now the inside of my cheek is bloody and scarred. Really, it is. I tried to cut it, and it worked to a point. I don't know why I didn't say anything, it's happened before... :(

Okay, that's it. Riot.

I says: ok, so someone slaps you with a fish. what do you do?
Jen says: uh..is the fish dead?
I says: yes.
I says: not really
I says: well.. it's getting better..

They went camping again. Leaving me with my brother, and I'm sure 90 million of his friends. But this time I was prepared. I stole all the toilet paper, bowls, spoons, and towels that were in the house. Petty, I know. Immature, I know. But it's worth it just to see him squirm. You may think I'm a bitch, and it's alright, but apparently you don't know my brother. Casey and Eddie are also next door this time. So I have them to fend off horny teenage satanists. Well, Casey anyway. Eddie's afraid.

It's nice. I also have food this time around.

But I have to babysit the cat. She sleeps directly in the middle of my bed. On top of all the blankets. And I can't move her, she weighs, like, eighty pounds. And she spits when she hisses. I don't want angry cat slobber all over my sheets.

I finally got aroung to removing some of the painter's tape lining my walls. I painted my room about a month ago and I have yet to remove the tape. You can't really see it since it blends in with the walls, so what's the point? I removed the stuff that was visible around the windows, though. Don't want you to think I'm lazy ;)

Re: Blues Clues
I says: why doesn't joe get any bills?
Jen says: hmm.
I never lie. says: think about that question, and then ask yourself why he talks to the salt and pepper shakers.
Jen says: and the shovel.
I never lie. says: and the soap.

I says: i tried to 'skadoo' into a picture, too.
I says: it didn't work, I sprained my shoulder.
I says: Joe's a liar.