This new Blogger layout is pretty cool.. except confusing. My template is all formatted and it's hard to recognize things. But the rest is cool. In fact, I'm going to make Eddie start posting here again. And he will. Even if I have to threaten with the torture of purple nurples and a head wax.

What else? Uh.. no Alias for two more weeks. I'm starting to recognize the withdrawl symptoms. At least I have my S1&2 dvds and the last four eppys on tape. They should last me until the finale.. I don't know about the whole summer. But all this talk about the finale and the masks is going to give me an ulcer. I'm not kidding. I'm so scared for the show.

So, it turns out I was the only child in my family to remember Mother's Day. How sad is that? But since I'm poor I didn't get her a present but instead washed her car and made her dinner. I had to scrape about 5 million corpses off the front of her car. To be honest, I didn't know that bugs could be so messy when they exploded. I swear I'm going to end up with HIV or something. Of course, bugs weren't the only thing stuck to her car. I swear, she joyrides through tar pits on her days off. I honestly have never seen a car as dirty as hers. But, NO!! I ENOJOYED IT! It was my pleasure!!

I also gave her cat a bath. Although, that was more for me than for her. For an indoor cat, she gets pretty dirty. So, if she won't clean herself, I'll throw her in the bathtub and shut the door. She enjoyed it.. all the scratching and hissing was just an act. What kind of female doesn't like a bubble bath?

I says: blues clues!!
Jen says: no no, it's JOE'S CLUES today
I says: oh!!
I'm not a duck says: Joe needs to get laid
I says: *cough* Jen
Jen says: no, i think he'd prefer you eddie