For some reason, I just laugh everytime I hear that word. I think it's something in the water.. or maybe I'm just.. different.

Anyway.. I have an ant problem. But they're the cute little ants.. I almost feel bad when I squirt them with bleach and smush them. They're, like, all over my nightstand and it's driving me insane. There is no food.. no beverages.. nothing that they could possibly want. I could swear they just want my company. But now I have to resort to ant spray because, even though I haven't returned their calls, they can't take the hint. At least it's not a spider problem.. if that were the case, I probably wouldn't be in this house right now.

My mom said the locusts are suppose to come out this year. They're, like, a special kind or whatever.. I can't remember the name. But they live in the ground and come up to mate every seven years. And they cover the ground. So, if you don't see me around.. I've barricaded myself inside. Adios :)

I swear, if his mom didn't already, I'd have to remind him to breathe.
I says: locusts?!
I says: locusts.. oh my god.. it's the apocalypse!