I hate pork.. I'm sorry. I hate saurkruat, too. And guess what? That's what we had for dinner. Well, not me.. but, you know, that's what the rest of the people living here ate. And I know I have no right to complain when I didn't make anything, but everyone knows that I hate those foods. We had mashed potatos, too. Of all the ways to cook potatos, mashed is my least favorite. In fact, I can't eat them unless they're drenched in gravy. Yeah. Oh well.. it gave me an excuse to leave. I can't even stand the smell of pork. I just keep picturing a huge, smelly animal wallowing in it's own filth.

DAMN IT. My mom knows I can't stand pork. Why the hell didn't she warn me?

Oh well.

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IWillOwnYou says: i had to open a door today.
Jen says: omg no way. ::stunned
IWillOwnYou says: lol
IWillOwnYou says: seriously, yes way
Jen says: why? was the automatic handicap thing not working?
IWillOwnYou says: lmao, you are dead on.
Jen says: seriously, you are too lazy
IWillOwnYou says: americans in general are lazy
Jen says: ahah
IWillOwnYou says: what the hell is an escalator for?
Jen says: in case the elevators aren't working ::duh

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An Illegal Alien says: lmao, Jen, your icon
Jen says: lol seriously ::drool
An Illegal Alien says: when i saw that.. well, you owe me a keyboard
Jen says: hahah..
An Illegal Alien says: casey seen it?
Jen says: totally jealous ::rolleyes
An Illegal Alien says: i won't be able to keep a straight face during his scenes
Jen says: dude.. he's taking over the world.. don't let his sexiness blind you ::dead
An Illegal Alien says: *falls over* ::dead

My Icon: "Sex God"

seriously though.. we love ron rifkin.. it's the whole sloane state-of-mind that makes it hilarious.