[the first half of this conversation was so ridiculous that i won't even post it.. let's just say.. cats + toast ?= perpetual motion]

SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: lol..i never thought of that..although a cat's weight is heavier than the butter..no way it would work
Jen says: yeah, but the cat's feet are certainly lighter than its body, yet it lands on its feet..it makes sense lol
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: are you high?
Jen says: lol you're not even considering it as a possibility, dumbass
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: a hovering cat. with breakfast food strapped to its back? lmao
Jen says: actually it would probably be spinning, but hovering none the less
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: omg i can picture this now. i come over there.. your poor cat..ROFL..you crack me up :D
Jen says: okay.. it's still early, all this talk about toast.. im hungry now. wheres my kitty.
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: you're such a freak :P
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: omg, wait.. a cat-based monorail system ::jumpy::
[wait.. did she just say I was the freak? ;)]

I would punch every bee in the FACE.
Jen says: guess who i got an email from!
An Illegal Alien says: who who?!
Jen says: LowerMyBills.com!!
An Illegal Alien says: omg how nice of themm! let them lower your bills!
Jen says: screw that, they can pay 'em!
An Illegal Alien says: lol.. why are we using ! everytime!?
Jen says: lol.. i dont know!
An Illegal Alien says: *ahem* ..Run. Fire.
Jen says: lmao.

A tire... HIT her in the FACE
[a proposed snowball fight? lmao]

Jen says: Get. Over. Here. Now. ...bring casey
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: lol i will maim you.. you won't even recognize yourself.. youll have to change your name to Frosty.
Jen says: ill be waitin in the bushes
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: thanks tard, now i know where to look :P
Jen says: yeah.. but WHICH bush?.. WHICH yard?.. which STREET?
SNOWBALL FIGHT. NOW. says: WHICH snowball to throw in your face?

IWillOwnYou says: oh god. that psych class. i almost died.
Jen says: yeah.. lol.. i was waiting for you to fall out of your chair :P
IWillOwnYou says: i almost screamed... heaven forbid or she might throw me out
Jen says: blame it on tourette's lol
IWillOwnYou says: lmao.... "IT'S TOURETTE'S, BITCH"
Jen says: just make sure.. *twitch twitch* *punch*
IWillOwnYou says: in the face.