IWillOwnYou says: contact fell out again
Weezer says: put it back in
IWillOwnYou says: thats what your mom was screaming last night
Weezer says: how much did she charge you?
IWillOwnYou says: she gave me the 'slow and steady' deal.. and SHE paid ME baby
Weezer says: right. so how long did it take you to shave her back?

alicia says: no..... youre lying...... shut up
Weezer says: It's true. I used to be black.
alicia says: no..... really? what happened
Weezer says: My parents left me inside too long.
alicia says: no......
alicia says: omg like micheal jackson

Weezer says: oh god i just heard something downstairs
IWillOwnYou says: i heard a rapist just escaped in the Beaver area
Weezer says: god shutup. im serious. it was like a pounding on the basement door.
IWillOwnYou says: you want me to come over there
IWillOwnYou says: ill bring my clipping shears
IWillOwnYou says: maybe well trim the hedges. he could just be looking for work
Weezer says: youre a freak

Re: Utopia [he has no idea i was transferred to the other server]
TipsyWins says: i know where you are
Weezer says: In the ghetto?
TipsyWins says: i just have to narrow it down.. your one of five
TipsyWins says: and then ill unleash my wreath
Weezer says: Your wreath? Should I be afraid of a leashed Christmas decoration?
TipsyWins says: wreath smartass. as in a whole lot of pain.
Weezer says: Right. Bring on the wreath, then.

An Illegal Alien says: i had this dream that four cows were trying to milk me.
An Illegal Alien says: they kept saying calling my name, and tempted me with ice cream... but I was hiding.
Weezer says: Where were you hiding?
An Illegal Alien says: well. first i hid under the haystack and watched them look for me. then I was hiding under the bed cause they already looked there.
An Illegal Alien says: but right before i woke up i was hiding in your closet. im not crazy am i?
Weezer says: Okay, I told the first cow where you are. He said it won't hurt.
Weezer says: No, you're not crazy. You're ready to be milked.
An Illegal Alien says: the first cow always lies! he's the one that says he has ice cream but i didnt see any!

Vaughn is a hottie says: IM SORRY says: i love you
Weezer says: sucks for him
Vaughn is a hottie says: jen he's crying
Weezer says: im sure he is
Vaughn is a hottie says: IM SORRY says: im sorry..
Weezer says: that he got caught
Vaughn is a hottie says: IM SORRY says: its so dark now.. youre my sunshine
Weezer says: well then tell him to pull his head out of his ass
Vaughn is a hottie says: im sorry but that was just hilarious.. and in so many ways :P