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You know what? I do mind. I mind you sitting there talking and laughing. I mind you annoying the hell out of me. I mind you acting like a frikking dumbass making unnecessary noises. You know why I mind? Because it's a library. A l-i-b-r-a-r-y. Say it with me. For God's Sake. I don't care if you don't know what an almanac is, or how to use one. The rest of the library users don't give a shit either.
"Like, oh my god! I have to use an almanac? I don't know what that is! WTF!!"
People, I put up with this every day. These people should not have been admitted to Penn State. They're too stupid.
"Oh my god, I can't go five days without seeing Billy!! That's soo long!! What were you thinking!?! WTF!!"
You know what makes this worse? I was completing a survey of the library atmosphere when these freaks popped in. So I guess the noise level rating went from a perfect five.. all the way down to a two. The only reason I didn't choose one was because, well, I really don't know. I should have chose one.
Where the hell were the librarians during this ruckus? Who the hell knows. They're always there when it's quiet. Are they afraid of the noise? Are they deaf? Do intuitively-challeged minds frighten them?
"Oh my god!! Where did you find that almanac? Show me how to use it! What's an index? WTF!!"
Yes, folks, they really did ask each other these questions. Don't know what an index is? Uhmm. Besides asking each other the same questions every three minutes, they apparently hadn't developed the proper motor skills to hold a book. Granted, it was a big book. An almanac.. phew. Yet, they were sitting at a table.. so why did they have to keep picking it up.. and then dropping it again on the table? Was it the big, loud noise the book made?
This happened five times in 30 minutes:
*drops book on table*
*giggles ensue*
"Oh my god!! Oops! WTF!!"
Alright. Needless to say, I got little work done. Interestingly enough, I was working on the same thing as they were. It took me about five minutes to go through the two required almanacs for the necessary information. It took them an hour to find the almanac's index. Seriously. Wtf!!
By the way, I know ZonkBoard isn't working. Oh well. :P
~scribbled by jen sometime around 5:39 PM
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