I've seen about nine police cars in the past two days. And this bothers me because I usually drive about 10-15 miles over the speed limit. Now, don't get me wrong.. I only go that fast on the interstates and such.. heh.. you can pick your jaw up off the floor now..

Anyway, these nine police cars are like omens. Foresights, if you will. Things like this have happened to me before.. once, I was coming home from school and I pictured a red car sitting in our driveway. And when I turned the bend, I saw a red van parked in my driveway. Creepy, eh? The day before spring break, I thought to myself how much it would suck to go without my car. About fifteen minutes later, a guy ran into the back of me.. I went without my car the whole week. So, I've been driving 70 mph on I60 for the past two days. I must say.. I feel like I'm crawling along.. it sucks. But I've never been pulled over and I'm not about to lose my record. :P

OH! You know what would be awesome? Okay, authority figures like to hide behind bushes and things to catch speeders, right? So, okay I know not all interstates are like this but 60 is, people that see a car hiding behind a bush that the people on the opposite side of the road can't see, should flash their lights. Like, okay, there is this big bush right at the end of one of the bridges, and I always have to slow down before the end of the bridge. This wouldn't be a problem except it pisses off the people behind me, because they don't know what I'm doing when I lay on the brakes in the fast lane. And it's not like I can move over to the other lane.. so, if the people going the opposite direction see a policeman, they should flash theirs lights so those on the other side know if they should slow down. Dammit. I need to write a book.