I figured I should post, even though nothing of significance has happened in the past five days. Yes. There are still questions regarding the aloe, but relax, Mr. Benjamin Plant Killer is walking on a thin line.

As for school, it's been an emotional rollercoaster and it hasn't even started yet. Tuesday is the first day. Orientaton is tomorrow. Now, first I was told attendance was mandatory. Then I was told, much to my relief, that it wasn't. Then it was. And now it's not anymore. So you know what? I'm not going. I'm not going to sit in an auditorium for five hours watching stupid skits about "college life". Let me find out for myself. Where were the skits of "real life" while I was in the womb? I would have attended that. Maybe my life wouldn't be such a mess right now. Besides, my college life will consist of classes and work. I don't need to distract myself with a social life. That's what high school is for. Oh, ya, my schedule has finally been fixed. It only took two months. Thank God the coffee machine is right next to the registrar's desk, or it might have taken longer. It only took her two days to answer my calls. She made me take a math class. I hate math. You see, this is why calculators were invented and distributed to the public. The whole idea was to get rid of math classes and let the calculators do the work. Gasp.

AND I have a new found hatred for The Cosby Show. I've noticed that in every episode, the entire family brags about how wealthy, intelligent, or perfect they are. Life isn't like that! No kids get along with their parents that well. Keep in mind what I said and watch an episode. A high school student with Theodore's grades will not get into NYU's psychology program. And the show is aired way too much. One full hour is more than enough. But they show it for three hours. Enough is enough.

Anyway, to sum up:
My brother's a moron
I don't look forward to school
The Cosby Show sucks
This never fails to cheer me up though. :P