Alright. This whole governor thing in California is turning into a freak show. As far as I know, the following are serious candidates: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, Gallagher, Angeline, Larry Flint, and a porn star of the name Mary Carey. Now, just take the time and picture what would happen if Angeline or the porn star were elected. Okay, now recompose yourself and think about Gary Coleman or Larry Flint as governors of California. I think if either if those scenarios actually occurred, California would most likely try to declare war with France, or even worse - the Antarctic. Now, I think there are actually a few more candidates.. but the above are really the ones that jump out at me. My personal opinion on the matter? Arnold and Gallagher are probably the only ones smart enough to handle the job properly. I mean, seriously, the inventor of the Sledge-O-Matic can probably manage just about any state or country in existance. Admit it. You love him. And Arnold? Is just Arnold. That's all you need to know. Besides, you can tell he knows what he's doing. So, even though I'm sorry I can't see the television campaign ads, I'm glad I am no longer a Californian. Oh well, as long as Anna Nicole stays out of the running I think I'll be okay. Shudder.