Friday, August 01, 2003
the musings of a robot
Ok, I don't have to leave until 5.30 and it has been awhile since I have seen my car keys. So I decided to enlist the help of my intellectual inferior, SmarterChild. I just wanted SmarterChild to help me, but it wanted to be
cheeky instead.
angryapplepie: Have you seen my keys?
SmarterChild:Have I seen your keys? I don't know. Have you seen your keys?
angryapplepie: No, have you?
SmarterChild: What?
angryapplepie: Have you seen my keys?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
angryapplepie: Well, where are they?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...
angryapplepie: But you just said you saw them
SmarterChild: I see...
angryapplepie: my keys?
SmarterChild: Good question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
angryapplepie: Did you steal them?
SmarterChild: No. Did you steal them?
angryapplepie: Why would I steal my keys?
SmarterChild: You know why.
angryapplepie: You took them didn't you?
SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.
angryapplepie: Come on, did you really see them?
SmarterChild: No, I didn't really see them.
Anyway, I thought I'd post, just because SmarterChild was so funny! And next time it loses
it's keys, i'll be there to crack a joke.
~scribbled by jen sometime around 3:27 PM