For some reason Jen let me contribute to this blog simply because I asked. Isn't she sweet? Indeed. The more the merrier, right? Heh.. ahem. Anywayy... what to say, what to say... I really don't know what to say. Why the hell is McDonalds selling salads and hotdogs now? What is in the hotdogs? Hotdogs are already, like, the spam of the meat world. What other unmentionable substances are McDonalds adding to them? It has recently come to my attention that they put cow eyeballs in their hamburger meat.. truth or myth? I'm not taking any chances. I used to work at McDonalds. I know what goes on behind the counters.. We used to build little ramps out of the fry boxes for the little hotwheels toys. The ramp had to be perfect to ensure the car would make it over the deep fryers. Of course, nothing is perfect, and nine times out of ten the car would plummet into the grease, never to be seen again. Well, not until the closing crew drained the fryers. Even then, the car was unidentifiable. There was this one guy that worked there who would leave a surprise in the special orders. That's right. A surprise. Anyway.. they're selling salads now? May I ask why?? People don't go to McDonalds for healthy (or whatever) salads! They go there for the fast, greasy hamburgers! If you want a salad go to a salad bar. People.. do I have to think of everything??